Sunday, December 26, 2004

Lynn Brown

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When I finished school I didn't really know what to do with my life. I guess I'd always felt at a bit of a disadvantage, on account of my sissy girls' name and having only one eye. But I soon discovered this was the key to my fortune, after bumping into a Hollywood agent - literally - while looking left walking down a one-way street. My first break was scoring the title role in the smash hit comedy-horror film, Eye-Eye, Captain Cyclops!, and the rest, as you know, is history.

I'm glad the alumni have started this site, as it's given me a chance to reconnect with my fellow students who I haven't seen since leaving for LA 20 years ago. I'd just like to say, fuck you assholes. You laughed at me, but who's laughing now? Ol' 'Winky Withers', that's who. Cocksuckers. SF